Stupid printer/scanner/piece of trash! My scanner refuses to work when I want it to! All I want to do is scan some art and upload it to DA, but nope, this evil thing has other plans! I don't ask it to do much, print a few pages, scan a few documents, but this scanner has a mind of it's own! And if I run out of ink, oh lord have mercy I can't even do anything, even if I don't even need the printer but just the scanner.
I often fantasize what a conversation between me and the scanner would be like...
Me: "Hey scanner, just got a few pages to run! It will only take a minute."
Scanner: "Yeah I don't feel like it right now, try back later."
Me: "But I have a deadline to meet and an update i promised."
Scanner: "Ha, like that's going to happen. Oh by the way you are out of cheetos and mountain dew. I also ate the last of those cookies you made yesterday for you family."
Me: *Urge To Kill Rising*
I swear it was built in the 5th ring of hell by Kodak and blessed with a scanning function by lord Satan himself and I unfortunately bought because it was on sale!