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This is the place where you can personalize your profile!
By moving, adding and personalizing widgets.
You can drag and drop to rearrange.
You can edit widgets to customize them.
The bottom has widgets you can add!
Some widgets you can only access when you get Core Membership.
Some widgets have options that are only available when you get Core Membership.
We've split the page into zones!
Certain widgets can only be added to certain zones.
"Why," you ask? Because we want profile pages to have freedom of customization, but also to have some consistency. This way, when anyone visits a deviant, they know they can always find the art in the top left, and personal info in the top right.
Don't forget, restraints can bring out the creativity in you!
Now go forth and astound us all with your devious profiles!
Stupid printer/scanner/piece of trash! My scanner refuses to work when I want it to! All I want to do is scan some art and upload it to DA, but nope, this evil thing has other plans! I don't ask it to do much, print a few pages, scan a few documents, but this scanner has a mind of it's own! And if I run out of ink, oh lord have mercy I can't even do anything, even if I don't even need the printer but just the scanner.
I often fantasize what a conversation between me and the scanner would be like...
Me: "Hey scanner, just got a few pages to run! It will only take a minute." Scanner: "Yeah I don't feel like it right now, try back later." Me: "But I have a deadline to meet and an update i promised." Scanner: "Ha, like that's going to happen. Oh by the way you are out of cheetos and mountain dew. I also ate the last of those cookies you made yesterday for you family." Me: *Urge To Kill Rising*
I swear it was built in the 5th ring of hell by Kodak and blessed with a scanning function by lord Satan himself and I unfortunately bought because it was on sale!